Now I know a lot of people are against granting Amnesty to illegal aliens but I think after you hear me out you will agree it’s a great Idea.
First the United States announces that all Illegal aliens are granted Amnesty from Punishment for breaking U.S. immigration laws starting June 12th 2010. Illegal aliens who have not committed any other crimes in the U.S. will not have to worry about being picked up by Police, Ice, DNS etc… for being here illegally. You will not be added to criminal record databases, charged with crimes, so you will still be eligible for United States citizenship. If you have been convicted of any other crimes in the United States then you are forever barred from entering the United States and will never be allowed U.S. Citizenship.
From June 12th to Sept . 12, 2010 free transportation will be provided to you if you cannot arrange your own transportation. If you need transportation you can make arrangements with the closet deportation center so you can be transported to your country of Origin without any questions about your immigration status. If using government provided transportation you will need to check with the Deportation center of your choice you’ll be reporting to for information on the type of transportation being provided, baggage limits etc…
If you can provide your own transportation out of the country, then it’s suggested you do, so you’re not limited by the amount of belongings you can take with you, as you would be if you use free transportation.
The Amnesty expires on Sept 12th 2010 at which point anyone cought illegally in the United States will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. If you left the United States of your own choosing and were not convicted of any crimes in the U.S. then you are encouraged to go through the Legal Process of immigrating to the United States, Become an American citizen, and be proud of being a Citizen of the greatest country on earth, and be honored by your Fellow Citizens.
If you remained in the United States Illegally or entered the country illegally after Sept 12th 2010 you will be prosecuted, will have a Felony record in the United States, and be forever barred from ever entering the U.S. and getting U.S. Citizenship.
P.S. the reason I chose those dates is because school will be out in a couple of weeks for the summer and there will be fleets of Big yellow school busses across the country parked for the summer. I’m sure the Bus drivers wouldn’t mind a little extra work over the summer either.